My name is Aaron, and I'm a recovering Windows Phone fanboy.

There, I said it.

And now that I've seen the light and jumped from that sinking ship, I've bought an iPhone 6S Plus (not at full price, obviously). The first thing I wanted to do with all that screen space, of course, was use it to write, just like all those hipsters claim they already do. But there are like, a million apps on the App Store that claim to free your creativity, and many of them free too. So which of those free apps are any good?

Well, if you're in a similar situation, or you've read my first Writing IRL post and want to start writing on your phone too, then I've got your back. I've downloaded a handful of the biggest free writing apps, and have been using them in real life to write real stories and articles, all for the sake of letting you know if they're any good. Many of them are available on Android too, so even if your allegiances lie elsewhere, you'll still be covered. Enjoy.

PlainText

Simple in its interface and with built-in Dropbox support, PlainText provides a clean page on which you can simply write, with no frills or distractions. Just get the job done. I like that - half the time I spend creating a new document in Word is aligning the margins and indents just how I like, and setting the font and line spacing. But that's all just time wasted, shameless procrastination, when what I'm supposed to be doing there is writing.

One thing I love about it is that it gives you some extra keyboard buttons to move the cursor left and right in the text, and also something that iOS is sorely missing: a dedicated comma button (why on earth is it not to the left of the space bar? Apple always miss the finer details). It also syncs with iCloud. I've been using this to start a series you might see soon on destroyedordamaged, and I'm going to keep on using it.

The app comes with ads, but you can remove those for a fee if they really bother you. I don’t even notice them. My only complaint is that the app opens onto a strange "No Document Selected" page, as if you were supposed to have opened a document before you'd opened the app. It should just open onto a Recently Opened page or something. But it doesn't take long to get over that.

Werdsmith

This is a nicely made app which claims to put a writing studio in your pocket, but really just lets you sort your work into Novels and Chapters and all sorts of stuff like that, with a pretty interface and nice formatting. Unfortunately, while it's colourful and fancy, the free version is actually just a glorified note-taking app, allowing you to do nothing more than create text files that look a bit nicer than those made in something like PlainText.

The rest of the features, which I suppose must take it beyond that point, seem to be available only once you start paying a monthly subscription to use the app. Yes, monthly! No thanks.

They say this subscription joins you to a community of 300,000 writers, and you can get all sorts of benefits from joining. I'm just not sure what they are, so I uninstalled the app instead.

Hanx Writer

A nice novelty app to give you that feeling of writing on an old-fashioned typewriter, sound effects and all. I've heard that typing out stories on a typewriter is good practice for writers, that the difficulty of deleting what you've written will lead to better first drafts; so the fact that you can set it to not allow deletion might work that way here too. Plus, it's made by Tom Hanks (probably not personally, unless he's better at programming than I'd imagine), so that's nice, isn't it.

However, just like the makers of Werdsmith, Forrest tries to charge you for every little extra he can possibly think of. New typewriters, new font colours, new background colours, even the right to open a new document… he wants you to pay for all of it. I never thought Woody would try to stiff me like that.

A cute idea, but this was another cheeky uninstall.

Pages, Word, Docs

I'm lumping the three offerings from the three biggest tech companies in the world (probably) together here because they're all so similar. Pages by Apple, Google Docs and Microsoft Word all deal with the same file types and have mostly the same sort of features. The features that matter most for writing on the go - being able to write, save and send to another device to redraft later - are there on all three.

Docs is web-based, so you can access your files from anywhere, anytime. Rather than downloading a program on your PC or Mac, you just go to a browser and hit up the site to pick up where you left off on your phone and carry on. You need a Google account so they can mine your data, but who isn't mining your data, these days?

Word is my weapon of choice. I write all my stories in Word. However, I've broken the rules a little bit here, because it's not technically free to use. It is for me - I have a free Office 365 subscription that came with a tablet I bought a couple of years ago - but unless you have one of those (or pay yearly for one), you'll only be able to read files for free, as far as I know. Once my subscription expires, I'll probably move on to something else…

…Like Pages. When this first came out, I paid something like £7 for it, and it was dogshit; and Apple had the cheek to make you sift through a few slides telling you how beautiful and powerful it was before you could even use it. But since then, they've made it free, and they've made it better. It can even open files from OneDrive, so I'm happy.

So, which one of these you choose might depend on your allegiance to a certain software company, or which cloud services it supports, or just how pretty the interface is; but in the end, they're all nearly the same. Close your eyes and point at one, if you're having trouble.

Evernote

As a writer, you don't just need software that gives you a big blank page to write your stories or your poems or your articles or whatever it is you're writing. You need somewhere to jot down notes too, to record your ideas for future reference, to keep track of characters and their ages and names and backstories. You need a notepad to keep everything safe.

That's where Evernote comes in. Notes you make in Evernote, and the notebooks in which you organise them, are synced with your Evernote account, so you can write them on your phone, then read them later on your PC without having to do anything to manually synchronise the two. It's very pretty, and I bloody love the font. I'd love to recommend the app, I really would.

But I can't. Just like all those other bastards, they want you to pay a subscription if you want to use it on more than two devices, which is a problem for me, since I like to work across a tablet, PC and phone. These small companies need to make money, I get it; but I'd rather have to look at an advert every now and then than add another subscription to my list of outgoings. Especially when I can get much the same experience elsewhere…

OneNote

…Like in OneNote. This is THE note taking app. I live my life in OneNote. Not only does it store all my writing ideas and characters and locations and everything else, it also stores all the information I need to be me. It's available in one way or another on every OS you can think of, it has a load of cool features and constant updates, and there's no device limit. I thoroughly recommend it. And that's saying a lot, considering what I think of Microsoft these days.

The problem with the iOS app is that if you have a third party keyboard, the font changes to Times New Roman without asking you. Stupid. But not really a big deal, in the long run.

A Novel Idea

This one's actually quite nice. Like OneNote, it's an app in which you can organise yourself, store your notes and ideas; however, unlike OneNote, it doesn't provide freeform note pages, instead providing set forms for Characters, Scenes, Locations, and more, so that you can create these objects and keep track of them and refer back to them in a structured, methodical way.

I really like the idea, but the app badly needs an update. It's still built for tiny screens which implies that no one has touched its code since a few iOS versions ago, so it might have been abandoned; but I hope not. I'm keeping it on my phone and maybe I'll use it one day, but just because it looks nicer, I'll probably keep my notes in OneNote for now.

Wattpad

There are a few sort-of-social-networks out there for writers and readers, and this seems to be one of them. The first time I heard of it was when, a few years ago, some teenage member of Wattpad got a deal with a major publisher and became the Next Big Thing for a week or two. I don't remember her name and a couple of Google searches haven't brought it back either, so maybe it didn't work out. Anyway, from that point on, I thought that Wattpad must be the place to go for getting your stories out there, carving an audience out for yourself. So, of course, I thought that you just had to have the app on your iPhone if you want to be a writer.

Well, since downloading it, I've realised that that's bollocks. Or, more accurately, if that's true, and Wattpad is the best place to gain myself a readership, then maybe what I write isn't what readers are looking for these days. And if Wattpad is the best place to go to find some stories by other amateur writers so I can broaden my horizons and gain inspiration, then I don't want a horizon or any inspiration. Thanks for the offer.

On Wattpad, you can publish stories of any length, and readers can follow you, comment on your pieces, favourite them, all kinds of stuff like that. And you can do the same to other writers. It should be great. Unfortunately, all I found on there is Harry Styles fanfiction and some of the most poorly written - and I mean, English as a third language poorly written - erotica ever published. Seriously, so much Harry Styles. So much skin tingling. And so many fans, lapping it up, begging for more.

No, Wattpad isn't my kind of place. I couldn't do it. I had to get out of there.

But I'll keep it on my phone, for now.

Summary: My Recommendations

You will, no doubt, have worked out by now which apps were my favourites and which I didn't like so much. But just in case you missed it, or you wanted the TL;DR summary, I'd say you need at least one of each of the following:

An app in which you can just write - PlainText, Word, Pages or Docs
An app in which you can keep your notes, catalogue your ideas - OneNote or Evernote

You might be disappointed that after all that, the recommendations are so obvious and boring. But really, if you just want to write on your phone, that's all you need. It's easy to forget, when we have all these apps and features and technologies that look so shiny and cool, that all we set out to do was write some stories, and all you really need for that is a keyboard and some whitespace on the screen. Everything else is just noise.

Good luck guys, hope you find something in here you like. If not, and you have your own recommendations, feel free to let me know. I'd love to hear about them.

Bonus: Name Dice

Okay, one more. Download Name Dice to get a nice random name generator, for whenever you're struggling to think of what to call that new character of yours. I struggle with that all the time; wading through my mind is like trying to swim through custard sometimes.